thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

starmies:

My aesthetic is barely being home at all like 4 days in a row and then on the 5th day not leaving the house at all

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

Cousin: Bobin go to the gym you'll get muscles
Me: but I don't like seafood
nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

nerdrage42:

Sext based adventures.

zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.

promoted:

when someone bring up sexuality

sickomobb:

im a virgin #facts

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Anonymous

nodiqqity:

thanks pookie :*

meant i just counted how many stars there are and that’s the number that corresponds to “i wanna have sex with you” and let me just say easy there anon if you think i’m sexing up some anon stranger

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Anonymous

thanks pookie :*

ilikeyouandvodka:

Life is like a fart. That’s it. There is no witty metaphor. Everything sucks.